“The best vitamin for a Christian is B1”
“Regret looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up”
“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger”
“Welcome to Severance – where the geese fly and the bulls cry” (Rocky Mountain Oysters served daily)
“Son screen prevents sin burn”
“He who dies with the most toys – is still dead”
“Watch you tongue – it’s wet and slips easily” (I need to remember that)
“Forgive your enemies – it messes with their heads”
“Do not criticize your wife’s judgment – look whom she married”
“God answers kneemail”
“Walmart is not the only saving place”
“Get off of Facebook and into my book – God”
“To tolerate everything is to stand for nothing”
“Forbidden fruit create many jams”
“Church parking only! Violators will be baptized”
“Honk if you love Jesus – text while driving if you want to meet him”
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